A GENERAL CLASSIFICATION OF EVERYTHING

Every so often we rifle through our virtual piles of bookmarks, links and spam in order to present you with our finest, most ridiculous and undidactic General Classification of Everything. This time it's subversive simulations and cyber activism lolz.

Russian Indoor Mars Simulation, 520-day Isolation

Paper and Wood Voids by Jen Stark

Lady Gaga in Diaphragm/Condom Suit for HIV/AIDS Activism 

John Maus - Rights For Gays OH YEAH!!!!



Lost your kitty? Lost Lionel?

Post-Baudrillardean Fantasy: Osama Bin Laden Looks At Images of Himself

Candidate for BEST FILM OF ALL FILMS - Big Tits Zombie by Takao Nakano. The DVD comes with 3D glasses! You'd be super stupid to miss this film!



By Zofia Ciechowska

A GENERAL CLASSIFICATION OF EVERYTHING

Every week we rifle through our virtual piles of bookmarks, links and spam in order to present you with our finest, most ridiculous and undidactic General Classification of Everything. This week's theme is animals in peculiar situations.

A GENERAL CLASSIFICATION OF EVERYTHING

Every week we rifle through our virtual piles of bookmarks, links and spam in order to present you with our finest, most ridiculous and undidactic General Classification of Everything.

Horse in The City vs. Cute Ponies

Dog Sweater vs. Flying Squirrel Jumpsuit

Penis Envy vs. Male Bonding

by Zofia Ciechowska

A GENERAL CLASSIFICATION OF EVERYTHING

Every week we rifle through our virtual piles of bookmarks, links and spam in order to present you with our finest, most ridiculous and undidactic General Classification of Everything.

Running naked through the blossom vs. Running naked through the rain

Taking care of our pets vs. Teaching our children

The Ecstasy of Saint Theresa vs. The Ecstasy of Saint John

Popstar flowers vs. Bonding with nature

Sandals with socks vs. Negative sweaters

What the fuck should I make for dinner vs. A Sandwich with mayonnaise!

By Brenda Bosma and Zofia Ciechowska

A GENERAL CLASSIFICATION OF EVERYTHING

Every week we rifle through our virtual piles of bookmarks, links and spam in order to present you with our finest, most ridiculous and undidactic General Classification of Everything.

GOING UP:

Woody Allen's windswept hairdo at Cannes Film Festival - As punk as it gets.

 Berlin - If you're going to trash the city, do it in rainbow colours.

World's Largest Hummus - Imagine swimming in this pool of vegan mezze.

Human Skipping Rope - Time to shed those extra winter pounds!

The Omniscient Pucker and Sun-kissed Tan - M.I.A. knows what she's talking about.

 Best Coast's Twitter - After Sunday's ridiculous stage banter, we are connected forever.

The Weather Forecast by His Royal Bobness - Download

GOING DOWN:

Gravity - We're going to defy Newton this week.

Filthy Amsterdam - Come on, pick up your shit...

Chat Roulette - Infested with pervs, it's not fun anymore.

All-encompassing Pallor - Have a vitamin D pill and swig of our carrot juice, Karen.

Loud Sun Chips Compostable Bags - The crisp packet with a midnight snack alarm.

High & Low Pressure Areas by David Bowie - Download?

By Brenda Bosma and Zofia Ciechowska