A GENERAL CLASSIFICATION OF EVERYTHING

Every week we rifle through our virtual piles of bookmarks, links and spam in order to present you with our finest, most ridiculous and undidactic General Classification of Everything.

GOING UP:

Woody Allen's windswept hairdo at Cannes Film Festival - As punk as it gets.

 Berlin - If you're going to trash the city, do it in rainbow colours.

World's Largest Hummus - Imagine swimming in this pool of vegan mezze.

Human Skipping Rope - Time to shed those extra winter pounds!

The Omniscient Pucker and Sun-kissed Tan - M.I.A. knows what she's talking about.

 Best Coast's Twitter - After Sunday's ridiculous stage banter, we are connected forever.

The Weather Forecast by His Royal Bobness - Download

GOING DOWN:

Gravity - We're going to defy Newton this week.

Filthy Amsterdam - Come on, pick up your shit...

Chat Roulette - Infested with pervs, it's not fun anymore.

All-encompassing Pallor - Have a vitamin D pill and swig of our carrot juice, Karen.

Loud Sun Chips Compostable Bags - The crisp packet with a midnight snack alarm.

High & Low Pressure Areas by David Bowie - Download?

By Brenda Bosma and Zofia Ciechowska